She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
