what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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