I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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