A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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