Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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