just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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