His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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