Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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