Moan for me like Helen Keller
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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