Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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