Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
