You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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