It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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