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Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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