Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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