I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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