Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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