Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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