Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
So vagazzling was a success
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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