How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
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