yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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