how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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