I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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