I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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