went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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