Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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