Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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