You're so nebulous sometimes
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Randomize
