: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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