it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I pour the whiskey from now on
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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