So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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