Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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