And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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