I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
