ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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