we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
How's work?
Spinning.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
My life is pants optional.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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