You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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