mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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