dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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