hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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