i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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