seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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