FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Randomize
