if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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