She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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