Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Randomize
