How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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