butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Fuck appropriateness.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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