Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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