It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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