I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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